A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.

As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance

Torsonic Polarity Syndrome

Causes people to have butts where their heads should be.

When you are to drunk in a party and you throw up and piss and shit on yourself at once.