A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance

Torsonic Polarity Syndrome

Causes people to have butts where their heads should be.

When you are to drunk in a party and you throw up and piss and shit on yourself at once.