1. Tits Per Minute
2. A handy way of measuring the worth of a cinematic piece; one derives this unit by dividing the length of the movie/show by the amount of scantly clad women. One then multiplies the number of women by two to get the Tits Per Minute.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

total pledge move

Acronym for Tire Pressure Monitoring System
a system that measures a difference in tire rotation and tells you that a tire could be low or high in air pressure.

TPM is common phrase used by Saint Lucians; which stands for, "The People Man".

Acronym: Total Pike Move

To be the definition of a Douche bag...

Thrusts Per Minute