TPL: Tar Pits Lynchers

A group a kids in the town of Carpinteria who are retarded and will scream their mating call, "Yeeeeeeeeeewwww" every five seconds in class. They think that spike ball is the same thing as volley ball and constantly vape in the bathrooms. They think that it's funny to hold up their gang sign in front of a viking god.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

A group of white privileged blond boys in the town of Carpinteria who think spikeball is a professional sport

They like to scream YEWWWWW and terrify people who walk by them

A swedish acronym, "Trött På Livet", which could be translated to "tired on life"

A group of kids in Carpinteria who think they are hardasses but would last 3 seconds in Compton.

Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more important the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more to get laid more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day to get laid.