TPK is an STD which is accompanied by Diarrhea and Vomiting along with large cauliflower shaped warts. The means of which are attained through sexual interactions with an unattractive mortal. Specifically, someone who is uncapable of smiling and frequently looks offensive. There is no found cure.
Dude whats wrong man?
Well I hooked up with a girl incapable of smiling and now I have the TPK.
Thats horrible sorry to hear that.
Yo son what's the deal wit the long face?
man my dick turned to a CAULIFLOWER piece of SHIT from TPK!
that's what you get, fool.
Well I hooked up with a girl incapable of smiling and now I have the TPK.
Thats horrible sorry to hear that.
Yo son what's the deal wit the long face?
man my dick turned to a CAULIFLOWER piece of SHIT from TPK!
that's what you get, fool.
by The Wizards of the Infantry April 22, 2009
TPK = Two Punk Kids
Two Punk Kids(TPK) a label of two people(punks) that are in a relationship. Punk is about liking what you like, being yourself, saying what you think and FUCK ALL THE REST. Being TPK is you and your partner being all that together. Two Punk Kids up against the world.
The is also TPK(Two Punk Kids) Endurance, an endurance race for those that like adventure, getting lost, heavy shit and no fucking sleep....oh yeah the Rubik’s cube too!
Two Punk Kids(TPK) a label of two people(punks) that are in a relationship. Punk is about liking what you like, being yourself, saying what you think and FUCK ALL THE REST. Being TPK is you and your partner being all that together. Two Punk Kids up against the world.
The is also TPK(Two Punk Kids) Endurance, an endurance race for those that like adventure, getting lost, heavy shit and no fucking sleep....oh yeah the Rubik’s cube too!
TPK up against the world.
I heard at TPK you get epic adventure while getting lost and collecting memories.
I heard at TPK you get epic adventure while getting lost and collecting memories.
by imnotajedi September 14, 2019
Apr 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
