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In New York Shit Means Think Positive

Some Fem: **Shows Me My Ex New Girl**
Bria: Shes Deadass Chopped TP Tho...

by briaaadtn March 21, 2020

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sleep

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

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TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.

Cornholio: ''I need TP, TP for my bunghole!''

by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003

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Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.

Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!

by toiletpaperman August 23, 2009

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1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker January 22, 2006

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T.P

Toilet paper. Beavis says this when he is the 'the great cornholio'.

I need T.P for my bunghole!

by Cajun_Kid June 18, 2007

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