ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."

I loved the friends episode last night, "TOW a dozen lasagnas"

The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.

"I ditched the shit cos I caught him in our bed with his TOW Ho'"

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"

towley got high and just wandered off one day