T.M.T. is slang/short for "TOO MUCH TUNA". It is commonly used to describe gay bars being overwhelmed/over-run by straight women, usually the obnoxious, ignorant, self-centered, and loud young college types that are full of themselves and can't hold their liquor worth a shit. For cities with sea ports, this is a far more common problem/issues that cities located inland. Why they choose to invade these establishments remains a mystery to date. Also more commonly found in college towns.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Means "Towa maji tenshi" which rougly translates to "Towa really is an angel"

TMT means "The Money Team".

Floyd Mayweather's camp is called "TMT" and he also refers to his fans as TMT. He further explains himself and says that TMT is for anyone with the motivaton and dedication to go and make that money. Anyone can join it, even a janitor, long as they all grindin hard for their money, legit or not.

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Too Much Trouble
Used in times of Great Laziness, when shaving off every expendable syllable is ideal. Often paired with "Whatev."