by panda_smile March 29, 2015
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by roach man October 02, 2020
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Acronym for "too much pressure".
Could also be used in the context of something being too much effort, and you can't be bothered.
Created by Rosie Lord and not George Shiel
Could also be used in the context of something being too much effort, and you can't be bothered.
Created by Rosie Lord and not George Shiel
by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnmz January 27, 2011
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Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol. One of the best submachine guns in Counter-Strike. Too many underestimate it though, which is sad, becuase thanks to it's rate of fire, it's very easy to get headshots with it.
*** TMPM45742k4 killed -={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3 with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3^ with a headshot from tmp ***
-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: OMFG
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3: are you g*y?
TMPM45742k4: STFU tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5
*** TMPM45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3^ with a headshot from tmp ***
-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: OMFG
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3: are you g*y?
TMPM45742k4: STFU tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5
by chs February 19, 2004
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P2:Oh you mean the TMP?
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P2:Oh you mean the TMP?
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by Cheshire July 29, 2003
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A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.
by PeaTearGriffin March 13, 2006
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TMP also known as - Touch My Penis
One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.
One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.
TMP!!!!!!
by TMP69696969696969 June 24, 2010
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