Professor- "Matt you have not been to class in a week."
Matt- "I know Professor it is just that—
Professor-"What is it Matt?"
Matt- "Last week I went to a party and yesterday I woke up dazed in the woods I was terrified so I went to the hospital and they told me my kidney was missing.After the news , I could not deal with it so I ran back to campus and took a shower.And—( hands start to tremble) And when I looked down it was written."
Professor- "What was written?"
Matt- "TJV"

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...