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Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.
Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.
by Domtron February 11, 2008
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Illegal smugglers who selfishly come to the states looking for a better life, yet acomplish nothing more but to make ours a lot fucking worse.
The emigrant, Carmen Sanchez, was shocked when her landscape company accidentally labeled her name tag "TitSquirrel Sanchez, P.H.D. in lawnmowing". She Deserved it.
by i November 15, 2007
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A).An extremely racist term used when negitively reffering to A BOARDER-HOPPING, GREENCARD-LACKING MEXICAN.

B). A mexican who resembles a squirrel made of tits. Mainly because of their tit-like features and ability to climb/ hop things like a squirrel.
Damn Amigo! Look at that Titsquirrel Hop!
by Nachoe November 14, 2007
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