Person: OMG OMG OMG. i did something bad i littered on accident! they're sending me to the worstest prison ever!
person2: You mean TISB?

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

You can't take sick leave unless you show up for work, but if you show up for work you're not sick? TISBS!