its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.
i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019
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When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.
Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.
by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018
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The phenomenon when an overthinker gets caught in a creative and philosophical loop and believes they've discovered a higher truth. They feel duty bound broadcast en masse because the power of the truth is a game changer. A thinkerater believes the higher truth was already "out there". They're merely reiterating it in a simpler way, AND people will be thankful for their help.
I was hanging out last night and started to thinkerate... Before I knew it I'd been up all night making the world a better place. You're welcome.
by Fifth and Phive June 11, 2019
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For a female to pleasure herself with the power of thought
Elaine was thinkering herself over Craig in the bath until she climaxed
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Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
by Hoopamix "the word master" April 06, 2018
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