The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.
Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
by dburneikis August 20, 2011
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by The Goose February 07, 2005
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Often mistaken for an undershirt, the A-Shirt is actually a quality piece of pimping attire. Usually worn underneath a mostly unbuttoned shirt, or by itself to helplessly seduce the ladies. Quality.
by Cute Mark March 24, 2003
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Became a national used phrase over night when said by Mike AKA "The Situation". As seen on MTV's popular series Jersey Shore (SEASON 2: EPISODE 2). The term describes when an individual, usually of the Guido/Tool variety sports a shirt like a wife beater, prior to hitting the clubs and hooking up with many wasted grenades and land mines. The Shirt he wears out will ALWAYS be ED HARDY, and he will have a plethora of colors from purple to yellow to red and everything in between! This phrase has set the stage for shops on the board walks to have beaters saying "SHIT BEFORE THE SHIRT" all over the East Coast.
Situation:
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.
- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.
Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)
Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.
- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.
Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)
Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!
by GTLer August 13, 2010
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by ISTHISONEUSED?! August 09, 2009
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The act of shirting is to ignore/blank. Often used via Non-verbal comunication by flicking the collar of your shirt at somebody you wish to ignore.
by Pedantic Productions January 17, 2009
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