Can be any piece of cloth that is used to pick up the remnants of 300 million potential children. Every teenaged boy owns at least one and it can be found near his computer or bed. Usually a white shirt that is worn under the main shirt.

Usually white in color. If you or a loved one uses any other color, you are unashamed to show everyone what you do when you're alone or your man juice is colored differently, in which cases, you're either going to need to get checked for STD's or see a psychiatrist.
The shirt that you reluctantly wear because you forgot to put your laundry in the dryer.

The family member of friend that you reluctantly look at because he/ she borrowed THE shirt and is wearing it.

The shirt you wore to Thursday's Black Light Bowling Night and everyone mistook you for a sperm bank.
by SoggyPancake November 08, 2009
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A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 09, 2016
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Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004
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The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.
by BeastMaster513 January 05, 2010
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A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.
We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.
by NeX March 02, 2004
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"shit" without the "r"

commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
by Dim September 24, 2003
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