Poor eyesight but when it comes to boobies and chicks.. Everything seems clear!
Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!
by josérizal January 14, 2011
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1. v. The giddy feeling gay men get when a twink does something adorable.

2. n. An alcoholic beverage.
1. v. Have you see that picture of Troye Sivan He really makes my orbs fizz

2. n. Me and my mates are going to the bar to get some orb fizz
by eight disappointed cockroachs January 17, 2015
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Another name for blue balls,
the dull pain caused by abruptly stopping sexual actions.
This is often used to sound smarter in front of someone who doesn't know better. Also used in front of women, so they don't catch on to what you are saying.
Friend 1: I just got Cerulean Orbs
Friend 2: Man! that sucks
Girl 1: What is that?
by NINJuhh December 01, 2009
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A perfect pair of fake knockers . A pair of fake boobies SO awesome, it's as if they were sent down from heaven just to make you smile.

These are very rare, and this term is not to be used lightly.

So perfect.

So shapely.

Glory orbs.
1.dude 1: Dude! Look at those boobies!
dude 2: Those are nice titties! And fake too!
dude 1: Now those are some glory orbs

2. dude: I had lost faith in humanity... then I saw a pair of glory orbs
by peeew February 09, 2014
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it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.
G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'

Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'
by bea and may March 08, 2009
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