a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.
"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020
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A very hot dude and he is on the show supernatural on the cw but it’s ending very soon as soon as the 8th of October 2020😭
Jensen Ackles is so hot
by Deansgirl21 September 28, 2020
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I fucking fat ass Indian, who claims he knows several languages in code. Was heart broken when his boyfriend (Tiffany) left him to be home school educated. Also has never seen daylight.
Ahh Jensen Bradley he never goes outside.
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The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California
Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget
by RobbieRottenxd January 05, 2017
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A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
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The feeling one experiences after eating a Lunch Beef at Jensens Bøfhus. It is often described as a dreamy and calm, yet every so slightly nauseous, wave of malaise.
Stuart felt his concentration slipping during the management meeting. "It must be a Jensen's Coma", he thought to himself.
by Biff Lover July 26, 2017
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