The worlds most beautiful girl ever. Truely a one of a kind person. Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen will be the type of person who loves you no matter what. threw heaven or hell :)
by yoyoungmoney December 30, 2013
The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.
He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1
Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"
Example 2
The one that is indescribable.
"The One".
Example 3
Girl: wowzers he's amazing..
Boy: Whatever..
Girl: You're just jealous.
Boy: Am not.
Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"
Example 2
The one that is indescribable.
"The One".
Example 3
Girl: wowzers he's amazing..
Boy: Whatever..
Girl: You're just jealous.
Boy: Am not.
Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
by Maria Jensen December 02, 2019
From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
by Lavynia April 02, 2018
by Jack Diebler January 08, 2020
Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020
Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up
by Koolaidinthemouth November 02, 2011