WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED
by War child 5544 September 23, 2018
A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
by Dirk's autoresponder February 08, 2012
by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017
"Ready when you are,
And even you're not,
that's Betty Crocker ready to spread {for} frosting".
A 1970's TV jingle for
Betty Crocker Ready-To-Spread Frosting.
The word {for} was added.
And even you're not,
that's Betty Crocker ready to spread {for} frosting".
A 1970's TV jingle for
Betty Crocker Ready-To-Spread Frosting.
The word {for} was added.
by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006
To make prepackaged baked goods.
Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.
Can be used with products of other names.
Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.
Can be used with products of other names.
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 03, 2009
by Patreazy March 30, 2007
Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."
Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"
Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"
by City Slickers June 26, 2014