The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).
Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.
by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010
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hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.
Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!
by ferris is gay March 01, 2021
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1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!
by some1 smarter than u May 02, 2013
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A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore
Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.
by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 04, 2020
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The foundation of all dance itself. It’s the way one puts effort in to make it look effortless..
Person 1: Aww you do ballet? That’s so cute.
Person 2: Can you lift your leg that high?
Person 1: ...I-
Person 2: yeah didn’t think so.
by slamanderthursday June 28, 2021
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The area between a males ball sac and inner thigh, where he can secure currency. A male with a larger ball sac or chubby inner thighs will have greater success securing their currency. Rhymes with WALLET
My friend asked me to buy him a drink, I said sure bro, and pulled a fifty out of my ballet.
by Chopper one October 14, 2021
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