The little bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed by the drunk Australian it destroys a lil bitch boys hopes and dreams with a single smack across the jaw
Father FUCK SAKE TIM YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD AT ANYTHING!
Timmy Please dad nooo, not the lil bitch boy backhand please nooooo
Timmy Please dad nooo, not the lil bitch boy backhand please nooooo
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018
While fucking a girl, bent over the bed, you pull out, run to the opposite wall, tag it, then run back as fast as you can. Attempt to reinsert your cock into the girl while at a full sprint. After that is acomplished, lean forward to allow your cock to fall out and slade across her back, plant your hand on the bed, then vault your body into a backhand spring, land on your feet and yell shazam!
by ProElement July 28, 2009
when someone gets to a high point like a table then gets ass naked and twirls in the air then proceed to land on the recipient's genitals. then rubs their body in virgin olive oil without getting off of said recipients genitals and finally chokes the person backhanded in auto-erotic asphyxiation to increase the pleasure of climax
Paul: Last night Suzie did a 360 double backhanded flying shweem to me.
Bill: That girl is crazy man
Bill: That girl is crazy man
by Pee Pee N1GG45 August 25, 2018
I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up
by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs March 22, 2018
A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot
Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
by Joe the Llama January 09, 2020
Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019
by ksjaifjiudajfu November 27, 2020