Put your penis in a jar of peanut butter and show your dog. The dog will lick your dick clean
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Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"
by davykid15 February 03, 2008
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A group of employees who should be working, but instead are either:

1. Standing around doing absolutely nothing
2. Doing something very obviously NOT work

...on company time.
1. 'Water cooler' conversations with more than 2 people for more than 3 minutes are considered a dog fuck party.
2. Pigs at the donut shop, pigs in the parking lot sitting in their cruisers, pigs doing pretty much anything is considered a dog fuck party.
by A.G.Alum September 13, 2007
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The sort of common sense that a dog would have. Often used simply as it's abbreviation - CDF.
"How about a bit of common dog fuck dickhead, don't do that!"
by kprice October 26, 2005
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The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.
Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.
by Sn0tr0cket December 05, 2007
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