The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
TGO : The Gay One.
TGO is usually used within groups of young people to denote the homosexual within the group. On average young people have only one gay friend, so the label TGO allows others to recognise the homosexual in the group without drawing attention to the fact, which could give rise to an embarrassing social situation for all involved. Especially TGO.
TGO is a term of affection, denoted through the popular chant 'TGO, TGO, TGO' to the rhythm of 'USA, USA, USA'. This chant usually takes place whenever TGO makes a contribution, usually irrelevant, to the group's discussion. This is to let TGO know the group recognises his existence, and do in fact believe he is an important member of the group, despite members of the group muttering other homosexual slander, unbeknown to TGO himself. This chant can on occasion, turn sour, with the group reverting to simply "Gay, gay, gay".
TGO would usually dine on frozen pizza, alongwith a trusty coke, and talk incessantly of penis.
TGO is usually used within groups of young people to denote the homosexual within the group. On average young people have only one gay friend, so the label TGO allows others to recognise the homosexual in the group without drawing attention to the fact, which could give rise to an embarrassing social situation for all involved. Especially TGO.
TGO is a term of affection, denoted through the popular chant 'TGO, TGO, TGO' to the rhythm of 'USA, USA, USA'. This chant usually takes place whenever TGO makes a contribution, usually irrelevant, to the group's discussion. This is to let TGO know the group recognises his existence, and do in fact believe he is an important member of the group, despite members of the group muttering other homosexual slander, unbeknown to TGO himself. This chant can on occasion, turn sour, with the group reverting to simply "Gay, gay, gay".
TGO would usually dine on frozen pizza, alongwith a trusty coke, and talk incessantly of penis.
Robbo: "I think Ben is coming too."
Outsider: "Which one is Ben again?"
Robbo: "TGO!"
Outsider: "Ah of course, TGO."
TGO: "Did you know that in fact the 50 states of USA are actually made up of 46 states and 4 commonweal..."
(Interrupted by group chanting)
Group: "TGO! TGO! TGO!"
Outsider: "Which one is Ben again?"
Robbo: "TGO!"
Outsider: "Ah of course, TGO."
TGO: "Did you know that in fact the 50 states of USA are actually made up of 46 states and 4 commonweal..."
(Interrupted by group chanting)
Group: "TGO! TGO! TGO!"
by Jerome Fandor March 17, 2009
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You never know with TGO.
by steevscool May 25, 2018
Stands for Trisomic Gene Ordinance. Person with TGO has severe mental issues. Should be used only to describe a medical condition, not to call someone retarded. They tend to live with 2-4gbs of ram since they are unable to upgrade to anything more than windows XP
by KompotLover June 28, 2020
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