Time for tea

The tongue and finger technique.

Exquisite fuckery technique using one's mouthpiece and digits to stimulate a female at expert level.

"the fact that"

Many may have seen this used on twitter

(the farting trick). The act of resting on your hands and knees, whilst proforming a series of farts. After each fart comes a suck back where air is sucked back up the arse.

aka titty fucking t-shirt.

A titty fucking t-shirt is any low cut, v neck t-shirt a big breasted woman would wear. This includes t-shirts, dresses, jackets, or anything were a woman's breasts are out for the world to see. The following cup sizes achieve this TFT look: Large C-Z. Any cups sizes below a large C are reffered to as WTFT. See below for definition.

-If a girl bends down and you can see the roundness of her breasts, it is a TFT. If you can see the shadow of her cleavage, it is a TFT.

IMPORTANT:: a TFT can ONLY be worn by curvy, sexy WOMEN. Any small chested "girls" who wear these shirts/dresses/jackets are catagorized as "WTFT", aka Wannabe Titty Fucking T-shirts. This right is only for women. Sorry, girls.

Toilet FaceTime

When you use FaceTime on the toilet

Texting from toilet. This is when a person sends a text message while using the toilet.