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TFD is an abbreviation for The Fucking Day. It is a logical extension of an age old saying with tge following format: The day x happens is the day y happens.
Highly applicable to countless scenarios, TFD can be used in abbreviated or elongated form. In the presence of a learned audience, it can be used as a standalone term or in the following format: TFD x happens is the day y happens.
Most fundamentally, TFD is used to draw attention to the extreme unlikelihood of the occurrence of an aforementioned event.
Highly applicable to countless scenarios, TFD can be used in abbreviated or elongated form. In the presence of a learned audience, it can be used as a standalone term or in the following format: TFD x happens is the day y happens.
Most fundamentally, TFD is used to draw attention to the extreme unlikelihood of the occurrence of an aforementioned event.
Example 1:
Friend 1: James Harden deserved to be named MVP over Stephen Curry
Friend 2: TFD, buddy! Curry was on another level this season!
Example 2:
Girl 1: He was trying sooo hard to hook up with you last night.
Girl 2: TFD I hook up with him! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
Friend 1: James Harden deserved to be named MVP over Stephen Curry
Friend 2: TFD, buddy! Curry was on another level this season!
Example 2:
Girl 1: He was trying sooo hard to hook up with you last night.
Girl 2: TFD I hook up with him! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
by NOT ANNIE May 18, 2015
May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Stacy: "I'm gonna drain this 3"
Joe: "TFD you make a shot, Stacy!"
"Let's go to McDonald's"
TFD I get McDonald's over In 'n Out
Joe: "TFD you make a shot, Stacy!"
"Let's go to McDonald's"
TFD I get McDonald's over In 'n Out
by stacys_dad May 24, 2015
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TFD is an abbreviation for Trolling for Dick
'Trolling for Dick' is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.
Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.
This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
'Trolling for Dick' is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.
Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.
This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
by The Moyer April 07, 2010