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Final boss of TED Talks.When you listen every talk,you can finally listen him.
Friend 1:When ı can listen Ted himself talk.
Friend 2:You have to listen every show first.
by BukadaTR September 24, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.
by Nerdy on the inside. April 08, 2013
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A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.
by KickAssSweetDad March 22, 2012
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Ted synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “Ultimate sex God”"Kick-on King" "bulldog enthusiast"

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a ted.

Although ted is getting old. Ted is in his 30's. Let's hope ted can keep up his reputation.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today

Person 2: you must have met ted
That's my teddy
by Luluxoxo May 06, 2016
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