by CougarSW2 November 10, 2004
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Abbreviation for italian "Testa di Hazzo" (Dickhead) or "Teste di Hazzo" (Dichheads).
"Hazzo" is how has to be pronunced the italian word "Cazzo" (Dick) following the slang of Florence citizens.
Instead of "Testa/e" (Head/Heads) in some cases results more endearing using "Testina" (Little Head) or "Testine" (Little Heads). In addiction, "Testina/e" can be used alone also.
It seems that TDH was born in 2006 as a locution and a way to greet inside the Six Bars Jail folk guitar club (www.sixbarsjail.it), from one of the founding member. Usually the term TDH alone is used in public to call someone of the club with some sort of discreetness.
It's not possible to make use of TDH to insult or offend someone but only to joke. The long form "Testa/e di Hazzo" or "Testina/e" must be pronounced in an odd and funny way.
"Hazzo" is how has to be pronunced the italian word "Cazzo" (Dick) following the slang of Florence citizens.
Instead of "Testa/e" (Head/Heads) in some cases results more endearing using "Testina" (Little Head) or "Testine" (Little Heads). In addiction, "Testina/e" can be used alone also.
It seems that TDH was born in 2006 as a locution and a way to greet inside the Six Bars Jail folk guitar club (www.sixbarsjail.it), from one of the founding member. Usually the term TDH alone is used in public to call someone of the club with some sort of discreetness.
It's not possible to make use of TDH to insult or offend someone but only to joke. The long form "Testa/e di Hazzo" or "Testina/e" must be pronounced in an odd and funny way.
- allora testine di hazzo, che si diceva ?
- care le mie teste di hazzo!
- tdh ! venite qua.
- testine di hazzo 'ome ll'era la porchetta?
- care le mie teste di hazzo!
- tdh ! venite qua.
- testine di hazzo 'ome ll'era la porchetta?
by Walking' The Strings August 20, 2011
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by Anthonator January 25, 2017
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Too damn hot.
*Hawt girl walks by*
Person 1: Dayuuuummm that girl is TDH
Person 2: Oh yah I'd hit that any day of the week.
Person 1: Dayuuuummm that girl is TDH
Person 2: Oh yah I'd hit that any day of the week.
by LawlCakez November 19, 2010
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It stands for too damn halarious... It means too damn halarious, or for all u stupid people it means the funniest thing EVER!!!
by The one and only best ever except for God January 07, 2008
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Abbreviation for "Teenage DickHead." - a large subset of teenagers, almost always (99.9%) male, who enjoy acting like idiots, being obnoxious, and making fun of people for no good reason.
It is speculated that these teens have contracted a viral illness called "teenage dickheaditis," which can be caught as early as 13 years old. The infection clears by age 25, if not sooner.
Sometimes a really good ass-kicking will cure the infection spontaneously.
"Teenage DickHead.... its only Teenage DickHead.....
Their all DickHeads!" (song parody)
It is speculated that these teens have contracted a viral illness called "teenage dickheaditis," which can be caught as early as 13 years old. The infection clears by age 25, if not sooner.
Sometimes a really good ass-kicking will cure the infection spontaneously.
"Teenage DickHead.... its only Teenage DickHead.....
Their all DickHeads!" (song parody)
Jenny: "What are those guys going on the corner, drinking and insulting people for no reason?"
Mary: "What a bunch of fucking TDH's! They need to get their asses kicked!"
Mary: "What a bunch of fucking TDH's! They need to get their asses kicked!"
by N0tMyRe@lName February 17, 2010
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