when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

(tee-see-dubs) Of, or retaining to, the act of being, or is, Tom Cruise Worthy

To Completion with swallow.

An acronym. Meaning The Clock Watchers. It contains to anyone who wants to join a clan from Guam. Primarily means people who constantly look at the clock. Jer is part.

Tactical chunder + wank
when you feel the need to release bodily fluid from 2 orifices at once for whatever reason.

This means you have a Tiny Crooked Wiener(Teen Crook Ween). This is also a club (TCW crew), in order to be a part of this club your penis must be straight for the most part and it must be larger than 4 1/2 inchs erect. If you are a member and you know of some one that falls into the non-member catagory (someone with a tiny crooked wiener)you tell that person it means Totally Cool Wieners and say they can be a part of TCW crew.