TASMalleo is both at the same time a cute nerd, a fuckable nerd, and an amazing nerd. He's best know of catching Chibi cheating TWICE in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He's known to slay and attracts shiny mudkips.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.