n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

silly invention of public schools to make kids get to class faster.

The Idea: Assistant Principals chill in the halls during passing time. Then when the tardy bell rings, the teachers lock their doors and anyone left in the halls is "swept" to an AP's office and given a tardy. That tardy slip is your pass into class.

Mostly it just pisses everyone off an encourages rebellion.

A complete dumb dumb. And they know it! But they're not sure. Stanley, Davidic Covenant!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

To be extremely late so much that being fashionably late is unacceptable as your tardy to being late (like two hours late)

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.