a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one
girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special
by lulsidk November 12, 2013
by Juniper Tree October 02, 2019
male adolescents who wish they were hot enough and good enough at sports to get some fine hotchkiss ass.
damn, the only reason i make fun of those hotchkiss girls for doing mad yay is because is wish i was hot enough and good enough at sports to get with them, but i never will have that pleasure because i am a lame taft boy
by Charlo Diddy November 15, 2006
one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"
by Nunya January 05, 2005
by SHUNANANANANAA May 11, 2010