Friend 1: You gon' smash that D*** TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: dude. WHAT? NO. TAFT. -proceeds to eating a meal4one consisting of frozen veggie patties and sugar packets-
Friend 1: Hey isn't that guy hot?
Friend 2: Yeah, super emotional and skinny, so hotttt.
Friend 1: Wait, aren't you TAFT?
Friend 2: You can appreciate when you're TAFT, you just don't want to do anything about it.
Friend 1: Can I join TAFT?
Friend 2: Sure! Do you like fornicating though?
Friend 1: Yes
Friend 2: Then no.
Friend 2: dude. WHAT? NO. TAFT. -proceeds to eating a meal4one consisting of frozen veggie patties and sugar packets-
Friend 1: Hey isn't that guy hot?
Friend 2: Yeah, super emotional and skinny, so hotttt.
Friend 1: Wait, aren't you TAFT?
Friend 2: You can appreciate when you're TAFT, you just don't want to do anything about it.
Friend 1: Can I join TAFT?
Friend 2: Sure! Do you like fornicating though?
Friend 1: Yes
Friend 2: Then no.
by Cmoney$$ April 05, 2016
by Joseph & Brain, The FAT Kids. November 16, 2003
by Swintronix April 19, 2009
"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"
or
"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"
"It's TAFT"
or
"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"
by I'm Taft October 07, 2011
TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.
Needs to.
by Roughbeast September 06, 2018
by Prandeh January 21, 2004