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T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
by nypaliguy July 30, 2009
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a nonsensical derogatory term with no meaning used by twabs to inflict mental harm on others although it actually proves how twabby the person truly is.
Stephen: ur a twab
Phong: only twabs say that
Stephen: thats not what the official def says
Phong: thats what all twabs say
Kev"I'm a twab"P: u a twab
Phong: ur mum
Thomas: hey ur a twab
Phong: no u r
Thomas: *cries*
Phong: only twabs say that
Stephen: thats not what the official def says
Phong: thats what all twabs say
Kev"I'm a twab"P: u a twab
Phong: ur mum
Thomas: hey ur a twab
Phong: no u r
Thomas: *cries*
by Fredrick "Wicked Cool" Johnson June 25, 2010
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KevP: Man this guy a twab
Phong: What is a twab?
KevP: you a twab
Thomas: hi im thomas
Stephen: you r a twab
Thomas: huh?
Phong: What is a twab?
KevP: you a twab
Thomas: hi im thomas
Stephen: you r a twab
Thomas: huh?
by Double Hooves June 09, 2010
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TWAB - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that TWAB
Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a TWAB!
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that TWAB
Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a TWAB!
by moex201 August 04, 2009