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T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.
by t2lover March 28, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Everyone here is so skinny i feel like a t squared.

That guy just called me t squared.
by nature's.touch February 03, 2010
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Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.
On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.
by Drm2099501 November 01, 2015
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Short form for Tiny Tyler. This which refers to a man with a small penis. Using the name Tyler comes from an old urban legend about a man with feet for hands and an extremely small penis.
Lmao, you would do that! You are SUCH a T-Squared!
by Court the Sport July 23, 2006
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