Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.