Urban Dictionary: T-Hook

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A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber

"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."

by Ass leekage February 15, 2008

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

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Thook

A teacher who assigns too much homework.

Mr Bob: "Today, you will get 7 sheets of math homework and it will be due tomorrow."
John:" You're a thook,Mr Bob."

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Thook

Associated with thot, a euphemism for hoe. Means to hook up with.

Can be modified as a Vern. Thooking up.

Man, I so am going to thook me up with some prime thots tonight!

by RandGM April 03, 2014

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