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Téo is the final version of Théo, it means God without the h of La Hess.

He’s a genuine person, loveable, funny and has the purest soul of them all.
Téo loves everyone, everyone loves Téo. Many people are blessed of his love, but few are strong enough to accept it.
You know Téo ? OMG you are SO lucky !
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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Noun

The Coolest, sexiest man alive. Also, has a large penis.
"Damn, that teo went with the 9 girls to prom, and never left the parking lot."
by Teo January 19, 2005
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Teo is a person who is usually very popular with the ladies. He is tall, young, and is occassionally finding himself being stalked. He is very popular, is good at sport, and has a very deep, masculine voice.
he's such a Teo!
by lalalalalalalalalalaalalalalal January 16, 2011
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The coolest , prettiest and smartes person you know
wow she is such a Teo
by jfjrot90tgf December 07, 2010
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When a guy wants to convince a girl to do anal:
"Thought you were a TEO girl".
by bpx4 November 27, 2012
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Noun

1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend

Verb

1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Noun

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."

Verb:

1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.

Ex:

Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.
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