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a stupid fuck who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Sleeps all day and drinks all night. Impulse buys of random shit to try and get pussy. One with poor hygiene, and reuses jizz stained underwear on a continuous basis.
"Did you see that szpak at the party last night."
"OMG it's a SZPAK!!!"
by Layne Houston January 10, 2012
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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