Synyster Gates, Born Brian Haner Junior. He Is An Absolutely Amazing Guitar Player. He Plays Lead Guitar And Backing Vocals For The Kickass Californian Metal Band Avenged Sevenfold(A7x). Alot Of Guitarists Don't Do Long Solo's Live BEcause They Find It Difficult, But Syn Does 5 Minute Long Solo's Live. WITH EASE! He Is A SERIOUSLY Sexy Guy, Really Nice In Person. His Father Is Brian Haner Senior, Californian Guitarist. And His Mother Is Suzy Haner The Comic Hypnotist. He Has A Brother Called Brent And A Little Sister. He Lives In Huntington Beach, Orange County, California.

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A7X (Avenged Sevenfold) extremely talented guitarist, who plays mesmerizing solos and is a Guitar God. A sexy motherfucker!

Fucking Kickass guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold

A7X guitarist. Really freakin' good guitar player, and super-sexy.

A FUCKIN LEDGE. Best modern day guitarist in the fuckin world, i wanna rape him and his guitar

The lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold, a California Metal Band, also known as A7X. Synyster Gates is the awesomest fuckin guitar player ever, period. He does really diffecult guitar solos, like for Seize The Day, Afterlife, Unholy Confessions, and many others. And he does it all with ease.