adj. - This is a term used to describe a band girl that mainly plays a wind instrument, however, she blows "other things" very well. She is addicted to sex just as much as she is committed to her music. They love to use their instruments on their partners in bed, but it is highly unlikely that they would admit to this due to it being frowned upon by their conductors and result in bringing about shame and disgust reflecting on the entire band. Symphos are known for giving the best, most unbelievable head, but because this type of girl is very rare to come across, most guys will refuse it knowing that head from any other girl will feel downright unpleasurable.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."