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Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.
Sarah: I can't believe he cheated on me. Uh, what's that?

Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.
by howoriginal February 26, 2014
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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When you feel bad for her , but she rockin' them jeans.
Man, that sucks she lost her job, but damn! Her ass giving me a sympathy boner.
by !nsert pseudonym here February 21, 2016
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When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.
Guy 2: *boner*
Guy 1: Aww that sucks *sympathy boner*
by ThatsOneL November 25, 2009
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Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner
by test12 December 12, 2015
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