To call out of work for no good reason, or to lie to your boss about why you are not at work when you are supposed to be.
"Hey guys, you going to the keg at the log tonight? I'm supposed to work, but I think I'm just gonna symons them!"
by ItsTheCandyman August 22, 2011
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to always turn things into an innuendo

to make a statement sexual or disturbing
'wow he really symoned that up...'
by helen k December 17, 2007
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Symone is a tall and slender woman who is cunning and sly but also loyal as hell to her inner circle of friends. Usually very organized and hates clutter. Overall, a very good friend and a reliable person.
Damn Symone has her shit together
by froglover888 April 27, 2021
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Raven is an actress on That's So Raven about a teenage psychic. She is also a singer and a child actress on the Cosby Show
by Kay-Kay December 20, 2004
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When a girl is extremely horny and performs sexual acts on her period.
Jim: I heard Becky pulled a Dirty Symone with Bob this weekend
Larry: Damn bro, idk rather to feel good for bad for Bob.
by JacobL#86 May 14, 2020
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
by Caity&+Gabi were really here August 29, 2008
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