A Sylwek is an asshole midget dwarf that got his pickaxe stuck up his ass. Gets a new hoe every week, most likely created his own std. Most Sylweks are normies that use only TikTok and don't see the true light of Reddit. All Sylweks are Not Based but are Cringe and Bluepilled. Also nearly all Sylweks are such massive assholes that they could fit a hole planet in there. And lastly small pee pee.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.