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To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
by Taytaybeanbag April 08, 2017
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat
I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.
by Dcorks December 31, 2018
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The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking
by Doucheoon Mandic February 17, 2011
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Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.
by jaden hareb June 08, 2011
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The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020
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A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019
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