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(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”
by Yayemo23 April 11, 2007
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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