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witty, charming online celeb who enjoys cars, video games, and is a bit of a fanboy when in the presence of female celebrities.
funny, xbox, disney, Swoozie
by scififan May 18, 2013
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A Swoozie is a rare disease of a black man that has alot of hot chicks around him all the time.If u find a Swoozie trade lives with him
Yo that swoozie gettin laid tunajt
by Artiloxian July 04, 2019
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When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.
"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"
by Basedmonkey March 15, 2015
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1 Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol.

2 Party harder than anyone around you.

3 To hook up with a dime

4 The combination of partying, drinking, and hooking up with one or more dime(s). See definition 4 of dime

5 Win multiple (3+) games of beerpong in a row.

6 Official nickname of Zachary from Marlboro. Also known as the "icon."
(1-4) I cant wait to get my swoozie on tonight.

(5) You see Zachary run those tables? Man, he got his swoozie on.

(6) Have you seen how big SwOoZie's package is?

by ZT HOLLA December 25, 2007
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(swoo - z) in any awkward situation or time of triumph this word is great paired with a hang-ten hand sign. can be a substitute for “lit”
*screams wrong answer out in class* “swoozie” *hang ten hands*

*makes the basket when throwing paper away* “wosh swoozie” *hand sign*
by chili-jilli March 28, 2019
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whore,easy,loves bjs,and making her boobs look bigger than they are.
Alexis Lazar is such a swoozie!
by Coke Cero April 08, 2009
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