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Dude, i got way swoozed yesterday! It was AWESOME man!
by x.XKoryX.x February 18, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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To flatter or impress someone in a flirty but platonic way in order to get your way or get a favour from them.

Being overly friendly and flattering them and cracking jokes to make them like you and therefore do what you say.
I'm going to have to swooze the interviewer for this job.

Clara had to swooze the waiter for extra ketchup.
by Smelliest October 26, 2020
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