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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

the act of swimming while pooping.

1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”