adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.

A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.

(verb) another form of scoop; to grab or extract someone or something; also use 'Swoof'

Swoofting is the action of waving a fart away from your bottom.