Urban Dictionary: Swog

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The way one presents himself or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.

All credit to Nigahiga.

Guy 1: Hey, what's up dude?
Guy 2: What's up, man?
Guy 1: Tight outfit bro.
Guy 2: You know I got swag.

Guy 2 is an example of swog by pretending or admitting that he has swag.

by WRhythm February 06, 2012

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

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swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.
-NigaHiga

We asians have swag! <--SWOG

by iateyourdog February 05, 2012

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swog

The lack of swag. Ironically a given when someone claims to have swag.

"Man, that kid just came in here with his pants 'round his ankles saying he has swag."

"He's definitely full of swog."

by luceypants February 06, 2012

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Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag.

One who tries too hard to be cool.

Guy 1: My wallet? Versace!
Guy 1:My shoe laces? Versace!
Guy 1: My toilet paper? GUCCI!!
Guy 2: SWOG. You're trying too hard.

by YouSwoggin February 01, 2012

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Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag. Some synonyms are: Loser, Lame, Undesirable, Douche, Poser, Gynecomastia, Nigahiga, wannabe, Whack, The number six, and that one guy who started SOPA who is probably going to get the video removed because Ryan showed a video of him. Saying you have swag, chances are you have SWOG.

D-trix: Hey ryan!
Ryan: Hey D-trix nice outfit!
D-trix: Aw you know i got swag!
SWOG

Ryan: Swag. Something we asians got!
SWOG.

Ryan and D-trix: I got Christmas swag!
SWOG.

Chester: I just lifted a hundred and fifty pounds!
Ryan: I can play the piano sometimes!
D-Trix: Shoelace: Versachi! Toliet paper: Gucci!

All: swag~!
SWOG.

Chester and guy: bla bla bla
Ryan: can you guys shut up? Im trying to watch vampire Diaries!
SWOG.

Ryan: What a nice sunset.
SWOG
D-trix: I wish i could see it! Too much pollution.
SWOG.
Ryan: I dont know if that's pollution that looks like
FOG.

by Rain DRIP DROP BRO. October 04, 2012

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swog

The opposite of swag; derpy or dorky
Also, if you have to say you have swag, than it's probably swog

Guy walks by a hot girl trying to look cool, but stumbles over his own foot, and girl says "Got some real swog there"

by u mad halamonsta? February 02, 2012

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